politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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(via tyleroakley)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via sarahmontag)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via kristinmargaret)

slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

  

(Source: peggingwithmalik, via kristinmargaret)

flying-inca56:

lana del rey is so unrealistic “will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful” the real question is will u still love me when u find out about my crippling neopets addiction 

(via mikkkeymau5)


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