I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine


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Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

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let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

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don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

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    • me: feels lonely
    • me: isolates self
  • confirmance:

    do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

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    Above all, do no harm.

    Twenty -two. From NJ, living in VA. I'm tall & awkward. I love all things WoW, Bioshock, and Sailor Moon. I talk way too much, laugh at completely inappropriate times, and sing show tunes. Let's be friends. (: